Leyndarbréf · Policies: privacy
Þitt mál
er þitt eigið.
Stutta sagan: þessi vefr safnar engu um þik. Engir reikningar, engin njósn, engir kuklar — ok ekkert at samþykkja.
Skrifat á norrœnu, at fornum sið klaufsins. Ask for an English translation
Stutta sagan
Klaufinn heldr þenna vef til at sýna kerti sín ok sína fornu sǫgu. Allt er hér skrifat, þá er klaufinn gefr þat. Ekkert um þik er savnat, þá er þú lest.
In English
The short version
The Sexy Walrus Triathlon & Adventure Club runs this website to show its members' cards, its records and its own comic mythology. Everything on it is written when the club supplies it, and nothing about you is gathered when you read it.
Hverr ræðr
Klaufinn ræðr vefnum ok ǫllu því er á honum stendr. Send þú orð á klaufinn: Instagram eða Facebook.
Þat er eigi gert
Engir reikningar, engir kuklar, engin mæling, engin auglýsing, engin njósn. Ekkert er hlaðit annars staðar frá — eigi fyrr en þú kallar á þat sjálfr.
In English
What we do not do
- No accounts, no logins, no sign-up forms and no newsletter.
- No analytics, no pixels, no advertising and no profiling of any kind.
- No cookies. Not one. See the cookie policy.
- No third-party content loading in the background. Nothing is embedded: video and social links open on the other site, in a new tab, only when you click them.
- No selling, renting or sharing of personal information. There is none to sell.
Þat er gert
Hljóðval þitt er geymt í þínum eigin vafra ok kemr aldri til vár. Vefþjónninn skrifar vana sína bók, sem allir vefir gera, til at halda vefnum uppi ok verja hann. Fylgir þú hlekk í brott, þá gilda lög þeira, eigi vár.
In English
What is actually processed
The sound setting
The homepage asks whether you want sound. Your answer is remembered in your own browser, on your own device, so it does not ask again. That setting never reaches us. Clearing your browser's site data removes it.
Standard server records
Like every website, this one is served by a hosting provider, which keeps routine technical records — such as IP address, time, the page requested and the browser type — in order to serve the site, keep it secure and fix faults. These are used for that purpose only and are not used to identify or profile visitors.
When you follow a link off this site
Instagram, Facebook, YouTube and Google Maps are separate companies with their own privacy notices and their own cookies. Once you click through, their rules apply, not ours. We do not receive anything about you from them.
Limirnir
Nǫfn ok tímar limanna eru birt með þeira samþykki, ok koma ór skrám klaufsins. Hverr limr má biðja at hans kerti sé breytt eða brotit — ok engi þarf at vera á vefnum.
In English
Members named on the site
Member cards name members and record club results and achievements. That information is published with the member's agreement, and it comes from the club's own archives and from the member.
Any member can ask for their card to be corrected, updated or removed, at any time and without giving a reason. Ask us through the club's accounts and we will do it promptly. Nobody has to appear on this site.
Þín réttindi
Þú mátt vita hvat um þik er, fá þat leiðrétt, fá þat brotit, ok mæla móti því. Kæra mátt þú ok til ICO.
In English
Your rights
Where information about you is personal data under UK data protection law, you have the right to be told what is held, to have it corrected, to have it erased, to object to its use, and to ask for it in a portable form. Contact us and we will deal with it.
If you are not satisfied with our answer you can complain to the Information Commissioner's Office at ico.org.uk.
Bǫrn
Vefrinn er fyrir fullvaxna menn ok konur, eigi fyrir bǫrn. Engu barni er hér safnat.
In English
Children
This site is about an adult endurance club and is not directed at children. We do not knowingly collect information about anyone under 13, and there is nothing on the site for a child to sign up to.
Breytingar
Ef nokkut nýt skal gert — reikningar, gjald eða mæling — þá verðr bréfat skrifat fyrst, ok dagrinn hér ofan breyttr. Aldri skal bréfat segja frá því er vit gerum eigi.
In English
Changes
If this site ever starts doing something new — a members' area, entries, payments, or any form of measurement — this notice will be rewritten first and the date at the top will change. It will never describe something we do not do.
Plain-English summary: read the site, enjoy the tusks, subscribe to nothing, and we will keep knowing as little about you as we do now.
Orðsending
Spyr þú á Instagram eða Facebook. Sá ok lög, rétt ok aðgengi.
In English
Contact and other policies
Questions about this notice: ask through the club's Instagram or Facebook accounts.
See also our terms of use, cookie policy and accessibility statement.