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Síðast endurnýjat: 2. október 2026

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Á þessu blaði

  1. Várt mark
  2. Þat er gert
  3. Hvar hann brestr
  4. Seg þú oss

Várt mark

Vefrinn er gerr at standask WCAG 2.2 AA. Hann er lítill ok skrifaðr í hǫndum, án framandi hluta, ok því er þat hægra hér en á flestum stǫðum.

In English

Our aim

The site is built to meet the Web Content Accessibility Guidelines at level AA. It is a small, plain, hand-built site with no third-party widgets, which makes that considerably easier than it is for most websites.

Þat er gert

  • Hvert blað hefr nafn, eitt hǫfuð ok rétta rǫð hǫfða, svá at lesarar megi fara eptir byggingunni.
  • Litir eru valdir svá at texti ok grund lesask vel, bæði á svǫrtum stǫðum ok á ljósum.
  • Hver mynd er ber merkingu hefr orð um sik; skraut er fólgit, svá at þat sé eigi tvítekit sagt.
  • Alt verkr af lyklaborði, með sýnilegri sýn hvar þú ert, ok hlekkrinn “skip to content” efst á hverju blaði.
  • Texti má tvǫfaldask, ok ekkert blað rennr til hliðar í síma.
  • Ekkert hreyfisk af sjálfu sér, ok hreyfing er af skoruð þeim er þess biðja.
  • Ekkert hljóð á fyrstu stund. Hljóðknappr er af þar til þú kveikir, ok hann segir hvat hann gerir.
  • Hlekkir í brott segja þat er þeir gera, ok standa hjá þeim stað er þeir opna.

In English

What the site does

  • Every page has a proper page title, one main heading and a logical heading order, so screen readers can navigate by structure.
  • Text and background colours are chosen to stay legible against each other, in the black sections as well as the pale ones.
  • Every image that carries meaning has a written description; decorative ones are hidden from screen readers so they are not announced twice.
  • The whole site works from the keyboard, with a visible outline showing where you are, and a "skip to content" link at the top of every page.
  • Text can be enlarged to at least twice its size without the layout breaking, and no page scrolls sideways on a phone.
  • Nothing moves on its own, nothing flashes, and animation is switched off entirely for anyone whose device asks for reduced motion.
  • Nothing plays sound on arrival. The sound control is off until you turn it on, it is a real button, and its state is announced.
  • External links open in a new tab and say so, and sit alongside their destination rather than appearing unannounced.
  • The honest, occasionally blunt wording used across the site is deliberate: plain words are easier for everyone, including readers who use translation or reading tools.

Hvar hann brestr

  • Kerti limanna eru enn sýnishorn, ok myndir þeira eru staðgenglar, eigi ljósmyndir.
  • Forn skraut klaufsins er flókit at lýsa. Orð eru skrifuð um þat, en orð fá eigi sagt brandarann.
  • Sumir vetr koma ór bókum ok bréfum klaufsins ok eru skrifaðir í hǫndum; vetr getr því verit ógerr meðan sá skrifaðr stendr.
  • Sagan er skrifuð fornum stíl, ok þat er vísvitandi. Ef nokkur hlutr er þungr at lesa, seg þú oss, ok vit setjum einfalt mál við hliðina.

In English

Where it falls short

  • The member cards are currently design samples, so their portraits are placeholders rather than real photographs.
  • The club's historic artworks are complex, hand-drawn illustrations. Their descriptions are written, but a written description cannot reproduce the joke.
  • Historic results supplied as spreadsheets and emails are being turned into pages by hand, so an older season may be incomplete while that work is in progress.
  • The founding tale is written in the club's deliberately archaic style. It is a period pastiche, and deliberately so, but if any part of it is awkward to read, say so and we will add a plain-English summary alongside it.

Seg þú oss

Ef þú mátt eigi lesa, ná eða nota nokkurn hlut á þessum vef, seg þú oss á Instagram eða Facebook, ok lát fylgja blaðit ok hvat fór illa. Vit bœtum þat er vit megum, ok ef eigi verðr, finnum vit aðra leið at fá þér vitneskjuna — ok sendum hana þér.

In English

Telling us

If you cannot read, reach or use any part of this site, tell us through the club's Instagram or Facebook accounts, with the page and what went wrong. We will fix what we can and, where we cannot, we will find another way to get the information to you — including sending it directly.

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