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Engir kuklar.

Þessi vefr setr enga kukla. Eigi til auglýsinga, eigi til tals, eigi einn vingjarnligan. Því er ekkert at samþykkja ok engi borði at smella á.

Síðast endurnýjat: 2. október 2026

Skrifat á norrœnu, at fornum sið klaufsins. Ask for an English translation ↗

Á þessu blaði

  1. Engir kuklar eru settir
  2. Hví engi borði
  3. Þat eitt er geymt er
  4. Hlekkir í brott
  5. Ef þessu er breytt
  6. Þú ræðr kuklum þínum

Engir kuklar eru settir

Kukli er lítil skrá, er vefr biðr vafra þinn at geyma, svá at hann þekki þik næst. Vit biðjum eigi, ok vit lesum eigi. Hér er ok engin mæling, engin auglýsing, engin njósn, ok ekkert er hlaðit í leyni.

In English

No cookies are set

A cookie is a small file a website asks your browser to keep so it can recognise you next time. This site does not use them, does not read them, and does not ask your browser to store any.

There is also no analytics service, no advertising network, no tracking pixel, no social media plug-in and no embedded video quietly loading in the background. There is nothing running behind these pages.

Hví engi borði

Borðar eru settir til at biðja leyfis fyrir kuklum. Ef engir kuklar eru ok engi er njósnaðr, þá er ekki at biðja um — ok vit truflum þik eigi með spurningum. Ef þat breytisk, verðr borðinn fyrr en breytingin, eigi síðar.

In English

Why there is no banner

Cookie banners exist to ask permission for cookies and similar technologies. If a site sets none and tracks nobody, there is nothing to ask about, so we do not interrupt you with a question.

If that ever stops being true, the banner goes up before the change, not after.

Þat eitt er geymt er

Hljóðvalið á forsíðunni er geymt í þínum vafra, á þínu tóli, svá at hann spyrr eigi tvisvar. Þat er eigi kukli, þat kemr aldri til vár, ok vit sjáum þat eigi. Þú mátt hreinsa þat hvenær sem þú vilt.

In English

The one thing kept on your device

The homepage has a sound control, and it remembers which way you left it so it does not ask twice. That setting is stored in your own browser, on your own device. It is not a cookie, it is not sent to us, and we cannot see it. It is simply the site recalling your own answer for you.

You can remove it at any time by clearing site data — or "cookies and other site data" — for this website in your browser's privacy settings. The site will then simply start silent again.

Hlekkir í brott

Ekkert er hlaðit frá Instagram, Facebook, YouTube eða Google Maps, meðan þú ert hér. Ef þú gengr þangat, þá hefr þú farit, ok gilda þeira kuklar ok þeira bréf frá þeirri stund.

In English

When you follow a link off the site

Nothing loads from Instagram, Facebook, YouTube or Google Maps while you are here. If you choose to click one of those links, you leave this site and arrive on theirs, and their cookies and privacy notices apply from that moment, not ours.

Ef þessu er breytt

Ef klaufinn vill síðar telja menn, gera limasvæði eða nokkut annat er mælir fólk, þá verðr sagt frá því ok boðit val — ok ráð at synja þess er eigi er nauðsyn — fyrr en þat gengr í gagn. Þá verðr þetta blað endurskrifat.

In English

If this ever changes

If the club ever wants visitor numbers, a members' area, or anything else that measures people, we will add the necessary disclosure and choices — including a way to refuse anything optional — before it goes live, and this page will be rewritten to describe exactly what is used and why.

Þú ræðr kuklum þínum

Ekkert þarftu at gera hér. En hverr vafri lætr þik sjá, banna ok eyða kuklum, ok býðr hulinn glugga. Hér er enginn kukli at banna, ok því brestr ekkert þótt þú bannir alla.

In English

Controlling cookies yourself

You do not need to do anything on this site. If you want to manage cookies generally, every mainstream browser lets you view, block and delete them from its privacy or security settings, and offers private browsing windows that discard them when you close the window. Blocking cookies altogether will not break anything here, because there are none to block.

See also our Rulesprivacy notice, terms of use and accessibility statement. Questions: ask through the club's Instagram or Facebook accounts.

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