SEXY WALRUSMember
Club artwork, not a photograph
Ed H.
- Best finish
- 1st of 29 (2019)
- Best time
- 0:59:26 (2021)
- Races
- 12 Septembers, 2014–2026
- Recent form
- 1st (2026) · 1st (2025) · 1st (2023)
Member card · from the club’s records
Ed H.
Ed H.’s competitive record, straight from the club’s own archive. The other half of the card — photograph, nickname, one line, traits — is Ed’s to supply, and comes down the moment Ed would rather it did.
Awaiting the member: photograph, nickname, one-liner, traits. Results are the club’s records and are already published in the archive.
Club artwork, not a photographHow it’s going
From the club archive- Best finish
- 1st of 29 (2019)
- Best time
- 0:59:26 (2021)
- Races
- 12 Septembers, 2014–2026
- Recent form
- 1st (2026) · 1st (2025) · 1st (2023)
- 2026Walrus Triathlon XIV1:06:52 · Position 1
- 2025Walrus Triathlon XIII1:06:13 · Position 1
- 2023Walrus Triathlon XI1:04:19 · Position 1
- 2022Walrus Triathlon X1:03:47 · Position 1
- 2021Walrus Triathlon IX0:59:26 · Position 2
- 2020Walrus Triathlon VIII1:19:48 · Position 29
- 2020Walrus Triathlon VIII1:01:59 · Position 1
- 2019Walrus Triathlon VII1:03:27 · Position 1
- 2017Walrus Triathlon V1:13:48 · Position 2
- 2016Walrus Triathlon IV1:41:12 · Position 30
- 2016Walrus Triathlon IV1:13:34 · Position 2
- 2014Walrus Triathlon II1:17:46 · Position 2
The cabinet
- 2016White Fang
- 2019Horn of Glory
- 2020Horn of Glory
- 2022Horn of Glory
- 2023Horn of Glory
- 2025Horn of Glory
- 2026Horn of Glory
Historic results come only from the club’s own records. Names and figures are published for the club to review before this preview becomes public.
All historic resultsBack to the collection