SEXY WALRUSTRIATHLON & ADVENTURE CLUB

Historic results

Every September.
Every finish.

One race a year since 2013, and the club has kept the lot: finishing order, times, and who took the tusk, the fang and the golden horn.

2013 – 2026 · FROM THE CLUB’S OWN RACE RECORDS

2013

Walrus Triathlon I · 13 home

The trophies

Horn of Glory
Jonny S. First home · 1:13:43
White Fang
Duncan L. Last home · 1:50:30
Golden Horn
Not awarded

No Golden Horn for this year. Nothing has been assumed to fill the gap.

Source: the club’s own race records.

Finishing order

  1. 1Jonny S.1:13:43
  2. 2Henry H.1:18:30
  3. 3Ian B.1:20:24
  4. 4Oliver C.1:20:30
  5. 5Alex H.1:21:40
  6. 6Edward H.1:25:15
  7. 7Teo L.1:25:23
  8. 8George H.1:25:43
  9. 9Ian B.1:27:20
  10. 10Chris L.1:29:15
  11. 11Edwin S.1:29:56
  12. 12Keir O.1:31:58
  13. 13Duncan L.1:50:30

2014

Walrus Triathlon II · 21 home

The trophies

Horn of Glory
Jonny S. First home · 1:13:36
White Fang
Anthony M. Last home · 1:39:58
Golden Horn
Rebecca S. Fastest female · 1:24:09

Source: the club’s own race records.

Finishing order

  1. 1Jonny S.1:13:36
  2. 2Ed H.1:17:46
  3. 3James B.1:17:57
  4. 4Henry H.1:18:09
  5. 5Ian B.1:19:10
  6. 6Oliver C.1:21:02
  7. 7Teo L.1:21:15
  8. 8Edward E.1:22:53
  9. 9William H.1:23:37
  10. 10Alex H.1:23:54
  11. 11Rebecca S.1:24:09
  12. 12Kat B.1:24:12
  13. 13George H.1:24:28
  14. 14Edwin S.1:24:54
  15. 15Keir O.1:26:17
  16. 16Tim S.1:27:35
  17. 17Jeremy L.1:28:02
  18. 18Ian B.1:29:28
  19. 19Chris L.1:29:31
  20. 20Matthew M.1:30:47
  21. 21Anthony M.1:39:58

2015

Walrus Triathlon III · 28 home

The trophies

Horn of Glory
Ian B. First home · 1:15:25
White Fang
Tim E. Last home · 2:14:31
Golden Horn
Kat B. Fastest female · 1:23:45

Source: the club’s own race records.

Finishing order

  1. 1Ian B.1:15:25
  2. 2Caspar P.1:15:33
  3. 3Edward H.1:16:43
  4. 4Edwin S.1:22:39
  5. 5Olivier V.1:23:05
  6. 6Kat B.1:23:45
  7. 7Alex H.1:23:48
  8. 8Thomas D.1:23:49
  9. 9Matt M.1:24:12
  10. 10Will P.1:25:18
  11. 11Roman L.1:25:33
  12. 12James B.1:26:29
  13. 13Oliver C.1:27:10
  14. 14Teo L.1:27:55
  15. 15Tim S.1:28:41
  16. 16Rebecca S.1:28:45
  17. 17Holly C.1:29:50
  18. 18Hannah S.1:31:12
  19. 19Matt W.1:31:26
  20. 20Matty V.1:31:26
  21. 21Chris L.1:34:06
  22. 22Anthony M.1:38:43
  23. 23Ian B.1:39:58
  24. 24Evgenia K.1:40:30
  25. 25Camilla B.1:45:39
  26. 26Hannah M.1:52:14
  27. 27Tui M.1:57:56
  28. 28Tim E.2:14:31

2016

Walrus Triathlon IV · 30 home

The trophies

Horn of Glory
Graeme A. First home · 1:09:58
White Fang
Ed H. Last home · 1:41:12
Golden Horn
Rebecca S. Fastest female · 1:23:00

Source: the club’s own race records.

Finishing order

  1. 1Graeme A.1:09:58
  2. 2Ed H.1:13:34
  3. 3Ian B.1:15:43
  4. 4Henry H.1:16:29
  5. 5Rob F.1:16:39
  6. 6Edwin S.1:19:03
  7. 7Teo L.1:20:22
  8. 8Roman L.1:20:40
  9. 9Alex H.1:21:07
  10. 10Ed E.1:21:14
  11. 11George H.1:22:00
  12. 12Rebecca S.1:23:00
  13. 13Keir O.1:23:00
  14. 14Matt M.1:23:04
  15. 15Kat B.1:23:16
  16. 16Jeremy B.1:23:33
  17. 17Will H.1:24:55
  18. 18Matt W.1:25:12
  19. 19Tim S.1:25:32
  20. 20Henry C.1:27:38
  21. 21James C.1:27:39
  22. 22Ian B.1:28:24
  23. 23James C.1:28:45
  24. 24Dave N.1:29:33
  25. 25Suzannah B.1:30:33
  26. 26Anthony M.1:31:09
  27. 27Chris L.1:31:42
  28. 28Stephen P.1:35:57
  29. 29Georgie F.1:37:52
  30. 30Ed H.1:41:12

2017

Walrus Triathlon V · 22 home

The trophies

Horn of Glory
Graeme A. First home · 1:08:33
White Fang
Gori Y. Last home · 1:44:45
Golden Horn
Alex R. Fastest female · 1:31:33

Source: the club’s own race records.

Finishing order

  1. 1Graeme A.1:08:33
  2. 2Ed H.1:13:48
  3. 3Pete S.1:16:33
  4. 4Ian B.1:16:43
  5. 5Ed S.1:18:12
  6. 6James B.1:21:05
  7. 7Nick T.1:22:04
  8. 8Teo L.1:23:02
  9. 9George H.1:24:05
  10. 10Tim S.1:24:08
  11. 11Ed E.1:25:10
  12. 12Keir O.1:26:17
  13. 13James C.1:27:03
  14. 14James C.1:29:17
  15. 15Ant M.1:29:30
  16. 16Alex R.1:31:33
  17. 17Henry C.1:31:41
  18. 18Sue B.1:38:53
  19. 19Rich T.1:39:41
  20. 20Kat N.1:40:55
  21. 21Sarah K.1:43:44
  22. 22Gori Y.1:44:45

2018

Walrus Triathlon VI · 34 home

The trophies

Horn of Glory
Graeme A. First home · 1:11:40
White Fang
Ben T. Last home · 1:38:46
Golden Horn
Kat B. Fastest female · 1:25:09

Source: the club’s own race records.

Finishing order

  1. 1Graeme A.1:11:40
  2. 2Edwin S.1:15:48
  3. 3Caspar P.1:16:08
  4. 4Dave K.1:16:50
  5. 5Henry B.1:17:18
  6. 6Duncan S.1:20:02
  7. 7Jonny S.1:20:23
  8. 8Ant M.1:22:00
  9. 9George H.1:22:06
  10. 10Roman L.1:22:41
  11. 11Keir O.1:23:43
  12. 12Matt M.1:24:03
  13. 13Tim S.1:24:18
  14. 14Nicky T.1:24:25
  15. 15Kat B.1:25:09
  16. 16Ed E.1:25:15
  17. 17Dave N.1:25:23
  18. 18James C.1:26:03
  19. 19Ed M.1:26:11
  20. 20Rebecca S.1:27:07
  21. 21James C.1:28:00
  22. 22Andres M.1:28:17
  23. 23Henry C.1:28:20
  24. 24Stef M.1:29:30
  25. 25Matt W.1:29:32
  26. 26Pete D.1:29:59
  27. 27Bill S.1:30:11
  28. 28Oliver C.1:30:42
  29. 29James B.1:30:45
  30. 30Will H.1:33:03
  31. 31Holly C.1:33:09
  32. 32Martin D.1:33:09
  33. 33Chris L.1:35:00
  34. 34Ben T.1:38:46

2019

Walrus Triathlon VII · 29 home

The trophies

Horn of Glory
Ed H. First home · 1:03:27
White Fang
Andy S. Last home · 1:33:24
Golden Horn
Rebecca S. Fastest female · 1:14:15

Source: the club’s own race records.

Finishing order

  1. 1Ed H.1:03:27
  2. 2Ed S.1:07:07
  3. 3Rob F.1:07:09
  4. 4Teo L.1:11:04
  5. 5George D.1:12:17
  6. 6Duncan S.1:13:19
  7. 7Alex H.1:14:04
  8. 8Rebecca S.1:14:15
  9. 9Jeremy L.1:15:59
  10. 10Keir O.1:16:09
  11. 11Rich P.1:16:12
  12. 12Ed E.1:16:49
  13. 13Anthony M.1:17:18
  14. 14Andres M.1:17:26
  15. 15James B.1:18:11
  16. 16Matt M.1:18:27
  17. 17Tim S.1:18:34
  18. 18George H.1:18:34
  19. 19Kat B.1:20:10
  20. 20Ed M.1:20:28
  21. 21George B.1:20:30
  22. 22Henry C.1:21:47
  23. 23Bill S.1:21:50
  24. 24Ben T.1:22:34
  25. 25Pete D.1:23:08
  26. 26Martin D.1:23:32
  27. 27Roman L.1:26:23
  28. 28James C.1:26:55
  29. 29Andy S.1:33:24

2020

Walrus Triathlon VIII · 36 home

The trophies

Horn of Glory
Ed H. First home · 1:01:59
White Fang
Rich T. Last home · 1:29:56
Golden Horn
Julia D. Fastest female · 1:23:03

Source: the club’s own race records.

Finishing order

  1. 1Ed H.1:01:59
  2. 2Graeme A.1:02:46
  3. 3Alec L.1:03:44
  4. 4Pete S.1:04:40
  5. 5Rob F.1:04:58
  6. 6Teo L.1:06:47
  7. 7Tom F.1:07:23
  8. 8George D.1:07:30
  9. 9Ed S.1:08:36
  10. 10Ian B.1:09:16
  11. 11Matt M.1:09:18
  12. 12Duncan S.1:09:23
  13. 13Josh T.1:10:51
  14. 14Oliver D.1:11:24
  15. 15Roman L.1:11:40
  16. 16George H.1:12:20
  17. 17Ant M.1:12:24
  18. 18Ed E.1:13:05
  19. 19James W.1:13:38
  20. 20Keir O.1:14:10
  21. 21Andy S.1:14:43
  22. 22Nic T.1:15:20
  23. 23Bill S.1:15:42
  24. 24Tim S.1:16:39
  25. 25Dave N.1:16:42
  26. 26Tom M.1:17:14
  27. 27Pete D.1:17:53
  28. 28Matt W.1:19:42
  29. 29Ed H.1:19:48
  30. 30Alex H.1:19:55
  31. 31Ben T.1:21:20
  32. 32Julia D.1:23:03
  33. 33Kirsty W.1:23:08
  34. 34Ian B.1:23:53
  35. 35Kat B.1:26:26
  36. 36Rich T.1:29:56

2021

Walrus Triathlon IX · 35 home

The trophies

Horn of Glory
Alec L. First home · 0:58:45
White Fang
Chris L. Last home · 1:35:17
Golden Horn
Becky T. Fastest female · 1:11:16

Source: the club’s own race records.

Finishing order

  1. 1Alec L.0:58:45
  2. 2Ed H.0:59:26
  3. 3Graeme A.1:00:34
  4. 4Teo L.1:03:11
  5. 5George D.1:03:37
  6. 6Rob F.1:04:59
  7. 7Alex C.1:07:40
  8. 8Oliver D.1:08:11
  9. 9Chris M.1:08:12
  10. 10Duncan S.1:08:51
  11. 11James P.1:10:39
  12. 12Becky T.1:11:16
  13. 13Alex H.1:11:46
  14. 14Roman L.1:12:29
  15. 15Ant M.1:12:42
  16. 16James W.1:13:17
  17. 17Jeremy L.1:13:38
  18. 18Andy S.1:13:54
  19. 19Henry C.1:13:58
  20. 20James W.1:14:06
  21. 21Dave N.1:14:12
  22. 22Rich P.1:15:20
  23. 23Tim S.1:16:28
  24. 24Georgie P.1:16:36
  25. 25Rebecca S.1:17:12
  26. 26Martin D.1:17:19
  27. 27Ian B.1:17:53
  28. 28Pete D.1:18:22
  29. 29Beth W.1:23:55
  30. 30Oliver C.1:27:42
  31. 31Julie-Ann M.1:28:45
  32. 32Rich T.1:29:11
  33. 33Kat B.1:30:18
  34. 34Saskia T.1:31:17
  35. 35Chris L.1:35:17

2022

Walrus Triathlon X · 32 home

The trophies

Horn of Glory
Ed H. First home · 1:03:47
White Fang
Beth W. Last home · 1:25:32
Golden Horn
Lucy W. Fastest female · 1:18:26

Source: the club’s own race records.

Finishing order

  1. 1Ed H.1:03:47
  2. 2Rob F.1:05:10
  3. 3George D.1:06:35
  4. 4Teo L.1:06:49
  5. 5Bill S.1:07:04
  6. 6Sam F.1:08:43
  7. 7Oli M.1:08:49
  8. 8Alex C.1:08:54
  9. 9Duncan S.1:09:03
  10. 10Ed S.1:09:33
  11. 11Roman L.1:10:11
  12. 12Jonny S.1:10:46
  13. 13Chris M.1:11:27
  14. 14Joe W.1:12:37
  15. 15Alex G.1:13:00
  16. 16Ant M.1:13:12
  17. 17Andy S.1:13:24
  18. 18George H.1:13:49
  19. 19Henry H.1:14:20
  20. 20Alex H.1:15:06
  21. 21James W.1:15:31
  22. 22James W.1:15:41
  23. 23Frank S.1:16:50
  24. 24Ian B.1:16:56
  25. 25Samuel W.1:17:34
  26. 26Pete D.1:17:52
  27. 27Lucy W.1:18:26
  28. 28Emily R.1:20:38
  29. 29Rob H.1:20:44
  30. 30Imogen W.1:21:13
  31. 31Hannah B.1:23:18
  32. 32Beth W.1:25:32

2023

Walrus Triathlon XI · 22 home

The trophies

Horn of Glory
Ed H. First home · 1:04:19
White Fang
Rich T. Last home · 1:32:49
Golden Horn
Beth W. Fastest female · 1:25:25

Source: the club’s own race records.

Finishing order

  1. 1Ed H.1:04:19
  2. 2Oli M.1:04:25
  3. 3George D.1:06:43
  4. 4Bill S.1:07:55
  5. 5Nick F.1:08:48
  6. 6Chris M.1:08:49
  7. 7Ed S.1:10:06
  8. 8Rob F.1:10:30
  9. 9George H.1:10:54
  10. 10Jonny S.1:10:57
  11. 11Duncan S.1:13:28
  12. 12Alex H.1:14:30
  13. 14OIiver D.1:15:45
  14. 15Henry C.1:17:39
  15. 16Dave J.1:18:50
  16. 17Andy S.1:20:18
  17. 18Pete D.1:21:50
  18. 19Nick F.1:22:17
  19. 20Beth W.1:25:25
  20. 21Rob H.1:26:03
  21. 22James W.1:28:14
  22. 23Rich T.1:32:49

2024

Walrus Triathlon XII · 28 home

The trophies

Horn of Glory
Oli M. First home · 1:06:02
White Fang
Chris L. Last home · 1:33:21
Golden Horn
Rebecca S. Fastest female · 1:28:29

Source: the club’s own race records.

Finishing order

  1. 1Oli M.1:06:02
  2. 2George D.1:07:26
  3. 3Ed K.1:07:53
  4. 4Joe W.1:10:45
  5. 5Nick F.1:11:16
  6. 6Ed S.1:12:27
  7. 7Duncan S.1:12:32
  8. 8James W.1:12:38
  9. 9Chris M.1:13:32
  10. 10OIiver D.1:13:57
  11. 11Chris D.1:15:04
  12. 12George H.1:15:31
  13. 14James P.1:16:40
  14. 15Sam F.1:17:08
  15. 16Dave N.1:17:52
  16. 17Nick F.1:17:58
  17. 18James W.1:18:41
  18. 19Dave J.1:18:56
  19. 20Elliot W.1:19:23
  20. 21Andy S.1:20:27
  21. 22Iain C.1:21:22
  22. 23Kate C.1:21:44
  23. 24Ant M.1:23:39
  24. 25Tim S.1:26:52
  25. 26Rebecca S.1:28:29
  26. 27Becky T.1:30:27
  27. 28Rich T.1:31:29
  28. 29Chris L.1:33:21

2025

Walrus Triathlon XIII · 15 home

The trophies

Horn of Glory
Ed H. First home · 1:06:13
White Fang
Lewis H. Last home · 1:35:12
Golden Horn
Becky T. Fastest female · 1:20:16

Source: the club’s own race records.

Finishing order

  1. 1Ed H.1:06:13
  2. 2George D.1:07:52
  3. 3Rob F.1:10:30
  4. 4OIiver D.1:10:35
  5. 5Ed S.1:10:38
  6. 6Matt C.1:11:42
  7. 7Duncan S.1:11:44
  8. 8Henry H.1:12:00
  9. 9Sam F.1:14:37
  10. 10Chris M.1:14:52
  11. 11Dave N.1:16:49
  12. 12Iain C.1:18:02
  13. 13Becky T.1:20:16
  14. 14Tori C.1:28:14
  15. 15Lewis H.1:35:12

2026

Walrus Triathlon XIV · 24 home

The trophies

Horn of Glory
Ed H. First home · 1:06:52
White Fang
Emily C. Last home · 1:37:19
Golden Horn
Lizzie W. Fastest female · 1:17:36

Source: the club’s own race records.

Finishing order

  1. 1Ed H.1:06:52
  2. 2Ed K.1:08:53
  3. 3Matt C.1:08:54
  4. 4Andy R.1:10:14
  5. 5Oli M.1:10:58
  6. 6Henry H.1:11:03
  7. 7Rob F.1:11:17
  8. 8George H.1:11:41
  9. 9Duncan S.1:12:07
  10. 10Chris M.1:13:10
  11. 11Joe W.1:13:11
  12. 12Ed S.1:14:28
  13. 13Lizzie W.1:17:36
  14. 14Teo Lopez B.1:18:12
  15. 15Iain C.1:19:10
  16. 16Sarah B.1:19:15
  17. 17Henry C.1:22:02
  18. 18Andy S.1:23:39
  19. 19Lee Jay B.1:24:13
  20. 20Jeremy L.1:26:12
  21. 21Chris L.1:29:46
  22. 22Lewis H.1:32:11
  23. 23Dave C.1:32:35
  24. 24Emily C.1:37:19

Times and finishing positions are the club’s own recorded figures, published here as they were supplied. Names appear as a first name and a surname initial while the club decides on full names. Where the club’s records do not mark who raced as male or female, the Golden Horn is left open rather than guessed at.

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